I’ve shared many stories that my son Jake has written for school. Some were funny, some were from an interesting point of view and some were like … what the huh?
But this one my friends … this story is just literary genius. I still can’t believe he got a 75 on this. I can see the teacher’s notes that he needed more details so maybe that’s why his grade was so low. And there was this note at the end that said: Don’t end an essay with PS.
I’m not quite sure why he got a C on this essay …. so I’ll let you guys decide. Below is the essay with his spelling and grammar so please settle in and enjoy Jake’s story.
Man’s Best Friend
Dogs are man’s best friend. If I could have a pet it would be a Golden Retriever. First of all, I want a Golden Retriever because they have a very friendly personality. In addition, I want a Golden Retriever because it’s a blast to swim with them. Finally, I want a Golden Retriever because they are outstanding gaurd dogs. Your barking up the wrong tree if you don’t think I adore Golden Retrievers.
First of all, I cherish Goldens because they have the the most curtious personalitys. For example, Goldens help blind people walk from place to place. I have seen this tons of times. Goldens also have the most friendly nature. I’d be tickled pink to have a Golden Retriever. Now let’s go make friends with a Golden Retriever.
In addition, I want a Golden Retriever because it’s a blast to swim with them. For example, when I was at the beach, I saw a little boy playing with a Golden. If I get one, I will swim with him for hours and hours and hours. I’d be happy as a lark to have this Golden Retriever. Now someone get me one so I can swim with him.
Finally, I want a Golden Retriever because they’re the most outstanding gaurd dogs. This is because once I saw a little boy being chased by a crook and then the boy’s dog jumped on the crook. Or one time I saw a Golden protect his owner. Goldens gaurd better than Superman.
To conclude, if I got a pet it would be a Golden Retriever. First of all, I want a Golden because they’re friendly. Also they’re fun to swim with. Finally, I want one because he’ll protect you. So, do you want a Golden?
P.S. I have a Golden.