Happy 4th of July to all my American readers!
When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
– George Carlin
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
– Dan Rather
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.
– Winston Churchill
“You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.”
– Erma Bombeck