Merry Funny Christmas!

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I’ve noticed the the holiday season tends to inspire some pretty humorous holiday sayings and quotes. Since we’ve all had an emotional roller coaster ride since last week’s tragic event, I thought I’d lighten the mood a bit.

From all of us here in sunny Florida, here are some of my favorite holiday quotes:

“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.” ~ Dave Barry
“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. ~ Emma Bombeck

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“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” ~ Johnny Carson
If “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts, wouldn’t it be a Merry Christmas? ~Don Meredith
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: ‘Toys not included.'” ~ Bernard Manning

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18 thoughts on “Merry Funny Christmas!

    • That was a good one – and found on Pinterest! You should think about coming back but then I speak from a pin-addict’s point of view 🙂
      Happy holidays to you and your family too!

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