Sunday Funnys: Jake’s Jokes

For those of you who are regular readers, you already know about my son Jake’s sense of humor and all the funny things he says. The older he gets, the more I realize he’s picked up my own quirky sense of humor. His big thing right now is to make up his own jokes to see if he can get me to laugh.

Here are a few of my recent favorites:

What do you call a breakup in math class? …. Division

Why can’t you measure a snake in inches? ….. he has no feet

Why did the lady crash into the wall? ….. I don’t know either but its funny because it makes no sense

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