Sunday Funnys: Jake the Singer

I’m not one of those moms who thinks that my child can do no wrong. I clearly know that my son can’t sing and he follows in my footsteps where vocal talent is concerned. Neither one of us can carry a tune in a bucket. And I won’t be one of those moms you see on America Idol insisting that the judges have no idea what they’re talking about because I think that my kid can sing.

With that being said, it’s really funny when Jake tries to sing. He tends to do it when he’s in the shower or when he thinks I’m not listening. Some of the songs he makes up the words too while others are the funny ones that he hears on the shows he watches on Nick.

Take this one for example: sung to the tune of Barbie Girl

I’m a Barbie Girl

In a Barbie World

My life is fantastic

’cause my boobs are plastic

This one has become a recent favorite since it was downloaded from itunes and is now on his mp3 player: SIMP from Phineas and Ferb

Tell me whats makin’ you jump like that!

 S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Ain’t got no chickens,

Ain’t got no rats…

S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

S- to -the I- to the -M-to the-P

That one is really kinda funny because he tries to sound like he’s rapping. He makes the background sounds in between the stuff that he sings.

But the best one just happened. He’s been singing it all weekend since he saw Fred the Show on Friday night. If you haven’t been subjected to this kid’s show, consider yourself lucky. I mean other then obvious, what in the name of every parent’s sanity is wrong with Fred?

To be sung with the tune from LMFAO, I’m Sexy and I Know It:

When you turn on my show, this is what you see

Lots of crazy stuff but most of all me!

I got muscles, I got moves

And I ain’t afraid to show it

I’m Fred and I know it

Figgle Figgle Horn

Figgle Figgle Horn

Figgle Figgle Horn

Figgle Figgle Horn

Maybe one of these days I’ll be able to catch him on tape. THEN you’d all get to experience the real version of Jake the Singer.

5 thoughts on “Sunday Funnys: Jake the Singer

  1. Hahahaha, freakin’ hilarious.

    Your kid is going to HATE you one day for sharing this with the world.

    If you tape him, he’ll never talk to you again.

    Please, do it! 😛

    Thanks so much for sharing. Permanent smile today. 🙂

    • Trust me — I’ve tried to catch him but he always stops when he sees me. Funny thing is, see that picture? He got all dressed up in the pirate stuff and asked me to take his pictures. I’m thinking this is like documented ‘blackmail’ when he gets older 🙂

      Not sure if you caught the other stories – check out the rest of my Sunday Funnys to see what else he’s going to hate me for. I can’t make this stuff up – he is a freakin riot …

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